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The Lord of the Rings Fan Club

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Your local minstrel, telling tales of ringbearers, wyrms, and firebirds, and singing melodies of love and friendship. "Three things are of the utmost importance: wisdom, courage, and friendship."

Member since July 2026

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🎂 27 (Men) · 34 (Hobbit) · 84 (Dwarf) · ∞ (Elf)

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The Red Book

Recent deeds

🍰Earned The Sweet-Tooth Mathom Token1d ago
🗡️Earned Shard of Morgul, the Shadow-Wound1d ago
🔀Earned The Steady Wayfinder2d ago
🍎Earned An Apple for the Road2d ago
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🎬Earned The Return of the King Reviewer2d ago
⭐Reviewed The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King2d ago
🏹Earned The Black Arrow2d ago
🥾Earned The Ranger’s Boots2d ago
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Favorite words
It is useless to meet revenge with revenge: it will heal nothing.

Frodo Baggins

The Return of the King · Chapter 8: The Scouring of the Shire

Mathoms

155 Mathoms collected

Ringer reviews

4 reviews

Bookshelf

7 of Tolkien’s works